We all did it. 1.46 billion of you signed up for the Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?

However, that still leaves around 7 billion people or so that are an untapped and still trying to buy Nickelback records. However, 1.46 billion is a great start.

Let's look at the advantages and contribution to society:

Pickle:

Juicy
Delicious
Used as condiment
Augments the flavor of most things
Can be used a dildo in a pinch

Nickelback

Used as torture for American terrorists
Can be used a dildo in a pinch

That is 5 to 2 on my short list. The pickle wins. I leave you with Nickelback ear wash: