Too Bad This Roller Derby Picture Isn't For a Band

Eric Powell has created the greatest metal poster for Roller Derby. Eric Powell is an artist, illustrator, and comic book creator. You can read an interview with him here.

However, he has created the single greatest poster for a metal band, but it is for the Nashville Roller Derby girls.

Nashville Roller Girls

Look at that thing. It is beautiful. She has pointy gauntlets like a medieval roller queen. Her bulging biceps of pain holding up that iron knuckle gauntlet. She is carrying that double edged battle ax that has seen its fair share of battle and skulls. That helmet is glorious and William Wallace himself wishes he had a helmet that majestic. I am very afraid and totally erect at the amount of destruction, and fun sexually, I would have with a Nashville Roller Girl. I wonder if they would still have sex with me in my level 15 Wizard suit?

If I was a metal band, I would give Eric Powell all the money we had to create our image. The man is a genius.

 
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