I have to get something off my chest. Judas Priest has pissed me off. I stood in line for hours just to meet Judas Priest. I even wore assless chaps to try and convince Rob Halford to just spend a few more minutes with me. That didn't work.

I read a story on a big rock news aggregator that said "Judas Priest Interviewed by Snooki from The Jersey Shore." That headline made me punch the hooker right in the balls. Yea, she was a tranny, so what?

A fucking reality show bitch known for being an Italian skank who gets punched in the face is interviewing British metal icons Judas Priest. Part of me blames her, but not as much as I blame Judas Priest. I have to email and call thousands of publicists to just get an email interview with some of these rock stars. I spend most of my morning and night talking to flaky publicists and record company lackeys trying to line up interviews. Then I am blown off at the last minute because the NY Times calls or some other big website wants that star's time.

But then this bite-sized bimbo gets on MTV acting like a fucking sex-crazed fool and gets to interview Judas Priest. I am NOT linking to the interview because whatever they had to say isn't worth me sitting here listening to her open up her dickhole (mouth for those uncertain of where I was going with that).

Judas Priest doesn't have to do interviews. They are big enough to push whatever the hell they want by themselves. I guess they figured that they would take MTV's sperm receptacle and try to gain some publicity out of it after their Grammy Award win. I don't fucking know.

But that is why I am pissed off at Judas Priest. Also, that album Nostradamus sucked.