Is there anything that can stop Joe Perry from finding a new front man for Aerosmith? Someone please, anyone. I beg you to step forward and stop this travesty from happening.

Oh, it looks like Steven Tyler himself is going to put a halt to it. It seems Steven's new manager, Skip Miller, has sent a letter to Aerosmith’s management threatening legal action if the band makes good on their promise to tour with a new singer.

Thank god! An Aerosmith without Steven Tyler is not an Aerosmith I want to see. And I enjoy laughing at train wrecks.

Miller asserts that Tyler is synonymous with Aerosmith: “Can you imagine the manager of the Rolling Stones calling for the replacement of Mick Jagger?” Miller writes. “Steven is Aerosmith, along with the others. He’s the guy the public knows. He’s the singer.”

By God I think he's got it. Now if only Joe Perry will listen.

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