Remind me never to go to Kentucky. I am sure it is a great state....ok I am lying, it stinks so bad I can smell it from Tennessee.

But in the ol' KY, not the lube kind, you can't be drunk in public. Thanks to Chris Jericho, Fozzy frontman, I have learned this valuable lesson.

Chris Jericho was taken in by the police for "alcohol intoxication in a public place." According to Kentucky state law, an arrest is usually made when a police officer is suspicious of an individual when the person "appears in a public place manifestly under the influence of alcohol to the degree that he may endanger himself or other persons or property, or unreasonably annoy persons in his vicinity."

Shit, I "unreasonably annoy people" in my vicinity all the time. I am not drunk, well most of the time. I am just an asshole. But we have all done it. The bar has closed, you are drunk and hungry for greasy food. The Waffle House or IHOP is down the street and you and your friends decide to grease up the arteries with pigs ass (scrapple) and watery eggs. You are deafened by the incessant Big Pun that was playing at the bar and are unjustifiably loud.

You could have been arrested for that in Kentucky.

Jericho was released on 120 bond, so it clearly wasn't that big of a deal, but it is just the nuisance of it all. A man needs his PANCAKES!

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