We love seeing people crash and burn here. It is like looking at a bad accident. The news this week, in America, has been on two H's. Haiti and Heidi. Both are colossal tragedies.

Heidi Montag is a cunt famous for being on an MTV reality show and marrying the second biggest douchebag since Pete Wentz. By all points, her 15 minutes of fame should be up, but she continues to extend her failure by getting 10 plastic surgeries in 10 hours...or her music album.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Vapid Heidi had this to say about her album:

"I’ve spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality … (But) I think within the first week we will definitely make our money back. The songs will make an impact in pop history,"

As of press time, Heidi has sold 659 albums within the first week. Yea, this is a rock site and we report on rock news, rock commentary, and up and coming rock stars, but occasionally the fail is so epic it crosses music genres.

This pretty blond has released the Gigli of pop music and I can only hope she fades into obscurity, just like she was before.