Well it is that time when someone has to take money from the senior citizens. Here I thought at their age, they would be wrought with dementia and trying to unlock the door of their old age home (That's an Alzheimer's reference in case you missed it.)

But if you are Ozzy Osbourne, you are planning a 18 month World tour that will either kill you or be cancelled about 11 months in.

According to U.K.'s The Sun, Ozzy Osbourne is planning to go on an 18-month music tour in support of his new album, "Soul Sucka". The disc, Ozzy's first since 2007's "Black Rain", is tentatively slated to come out in June. The record will be the first to feature Ozzy's new guitarist, Greek native Gus G., who replaced longtime axeman Zakk Wylde in Ozzy's band last year.

Although I wasn't a fan of Black Rain, I am interested to hear what a new guitarist can bring to Ozzy's songwriting ability. Or according to Zakk Wylde, Ozzy's songwriters.