Let me explain my Monday night. I was out on a blind date with a vegan. The entire time I kept singing Dead Eye Dick's New Age Girl (YouTube). We are in a nice restaurant when my date, who we'll call Mary Moon, sees her ex-boyfriend eating "coincidentally" at another table.

She has to go say hi and show him what he's missing....or something. So we go over and he looks like the typical hipster douche. Gavin DeGraw hat(see below), a flannel shirt, but it's buttoned so it's not like Kurt Cobain, and skinny black jeans. He had the Five O' Clock shadow to show he's dangerous, but also could clean up if he wanted to....but he doesn't.

Gavin Hat:



I am not one to sugar coat my feelings and after he announced he was on a date I asked, "Flannel? For a date? Is this 93?" To which he guffawed, "This is the upcoming Kings of Leon clothing line. I have an advance because I have a friend who works at Surface 2 Air."

Mary Moon was quite impressed and I told Mary to find her own way home because I was heading to the bar to drink....or as I call it, going home to masturbate and research a Kings of Leon clothing line.

The guy wasn't lying, Kings of Leon is putting out their own clothing line. It will be called S2A X KOL or (Surface 2 Air by Kings of Leon). You will be able to purchase the clothing from Barneys and the line will be available on January 25. The kicker is the cheapest piece of clothing is a bandanna at 100.00 bucks and the most expensive 2,000 leather jacket.

What do you get the hipster who wants to be more stuck up and snotty? KOL brand clothing. I did find his shirt though, so I can only think he is telling the truth.