According to former MTV "Headbangers Ball" host Riki Rachtman, ex-Guns N' Roses/Rock Star Supernova guitarist Gilby Clarke was hospitalized yesterday (Sunday, January 10) after he was the victim of a hit-and-run motorcycle accident. "Some asshole turned in front of [Gilby when] he was on a bike," Riki wrote on his Twitter page. "His leg's busted up pretty bad. It was a hit-and-run."

I have been sick for a few days and had the opportunity to watch a few soap operas. If I have learned anything about hit and runs, I have learned it is usually people you know who have caught you sleeping with their wife or you wronged them somehow. (According to soap operas).

Taking that impeccable detective work, I have determined the hit and run driver was Lukas Rossi, winner of Rock Star Supernova. Rossi tried out for the show trying to become a frontman for a formidable rock band like INXS. Instead he got a "supergroup" who had no plans on staying together any longer than contractually obligated.

OR Lukas was pissed Tommy Lee was spending more time with Gilby Clarke and was jealous.