I know I have let some of you down. You loyal BnR readers continue to hit refresh daily and see if there is any new content. Well I have failed you, but my therapist is making me tell you why I didn't update. I was trying to commmit suicide, twice. And failed...twice.

Yes, I rode the short bus to school and that only partially explains why I failed on my two attempts to commit the dastardly deed. The second was because I gained a few pounds since I last weighed myself and the rope didn't hold.

The reason for my wanting to die is because all throughout the Naughties (that decade that starts with ZERO), Nickelback has been the top selling rock group. Their albums sold bazillions of copies and they had countless singles on the radio pushing more album sales and sucking the soul right from you.

I don't want to live and work in the rock industry that touts those kind of facts! I can only account for two people in my inner circle who have bought Nickelback albums, my mother, who has no taste in music, and Lars Wettner, my brother who HAD taste in music. But who are the other millions of people buying this schlop worldwide? This website is banned in China, but is it you China?

I want to see the contract that Nickelback signed with the devil. I want to know where/when it ends. Hopefully with the turn of the decade we can look back and remind ourselves that facism almost won in old millenium, and in the Will-enium, Nickelback almost won.