The world has a morbid fascination with pile ups and destruction. We can't take our eyes off of a train derailment or a crashed airliner. People losing their feet at amusement parks is curiously funny. This is why we need another Vince Neil solo record.

Doug Elfman of the Las Vegas Review-Journal reports that MÖTLEY CRÜE singer Vince Neil is currently in Las Vegas recording his solo record. The disc has a tentative title of Tattoos and Tequila.

Vince plans on covering the Creedance Clearwater Revival "Who'll Stop the Rain." This has disaster written all over it. Classic song redone by a singer well past his vocal prime. There really are not a lot of talking parts in that song, so I don't know how Vince will pull this off.

Vince now only provides the Cliff's Note versions of his own tunes. This is how he would sing Dr. Feelgood.

Rat-tailed Jimmy, second hand hood
Deals out Hollywood
65 Chevy flames
Powedered goods
Jigsaw Jimmy one in the game
But he's doin ok.
Got cozy job selling Mexican mob
packages candycane

He's the one called Dr. Feelgood
He's the one makes you feel all right
He's the one called Dr. Feelgood

Now watch this Vince Neil train wreck.




And now watch a video by a guy Vince Neil killed in a car wreck.




Now here is Razzle singing Blitzkrieg Bop by the Ramones with Hanoi Rocks. Too bad you can't see him from all the people, but you can hear him.