I went to the mall this past weekend and waited in line for the creepy Santa. He reeks like my Aunt Edna (the old booze hound), and doesn't wear underwear like my Uncle Saul. But I was in a festive mood and only had one wish this holiday season. NO MORE SEVENDUST!

I sat down on Santa's boney lap and could smell his dragon breath breathing on my well groomed face.

Boozed Santa: "What's your name big boy?"

Me: "Craig Wettner, I am a pretty big deal in the world of music blogging."

Boozed Santa: "And what might you want for Christmas?"

Me: "Well I would like Sevendust to never release another album. I don't really hate the band, persay, I just don't like their music and really want all things nu-metal to end."

Boozed Santa: "You got it, kid. I am Santa! I can make that happen."

Well Santa, you fucking lied to me. Sevendust has finished tracking their new album due out in 2010. If you REALLY want to know more about it, sevendust.com has a lot more information.