A lot of musicians, actors, rappers, school counselors are under the false impression that they would be more popular dead than alive. It works for some, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Heath Ledger, Huey Lewis, but it won't work for 50¢.

The rapper is claiming that he will be more popular in death, than he is in life. If he said this to me, I would have asked him "More popular than you are now?" No one has uttered his name in the past two years, since he got his ass handed to him by Kayne West (link).

But the universe has to align for someone to be more popular in death. First, your death has to be mysterious or weird. See Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley. You have to have a good, quality of music people want to listen to that can stand the test of time. See Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson.

Some how I don't think 50¢ is going to fall into any of these categories. When it is the last time you heard In Da Club? Yea, that is what I thought, at least four years ago.

Since 50¢ is impervious to bullets, we know he won't be gunned down or as black people call it "assassinated." So he will have to die in a really weird way. I would suggest the David Carradine methodology of killing oneself. There is nothing more mysterious about hanging from a door with a belt around your neck and genitals. People will be talking about you for years to CUM!

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