Back in the 90's, us men, forgot women existed. We oppressed them as much as we could and stiffled their creativity. This is when Lilith Fair was created - to remind men that women existed and they had every right to not shave their pits and vaginas.

The Lilith Fair reminded men that women were not objects meant to meet some government tax break, but living beings with minds, personalities, and warm holes in which we could plant our seed. Lilith Fair showed that women held the power because they gave births to our sons. Sons who we allowed to be touched by priests...but that is beside the point.

Zoom to 2010, we have women acting like slutty hose beasts and network tv shows glorifying this (Cougar Town, Desperate Housewives). We have more women than ever shaving their unsightly beavers, in the hopes some man will come along and marry them.

The only hope of romance a woman can see is sparkly vampire books and religion. What women need right now is another Lilith Fair. Good news for us forgetful men, Sarah Mclachlan will headline the 2010 version of Lilith Fair.

Mclachlan will be joined by Mary J. Blige, Sheryl "I don't wipe my ass" Crow, and Erykah Badu. Dates have not been announced yet, but expect it to be a typical summer trek through North America and Canada.

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