Billy Corgan Dating Jessica Simpson?
I was going to refuse comment on this story, but I have received a few phone calls and emails about it. Yes, we know Billy Corgan is dating or linked to, Jessica Simpson. They have been seen around town "canoodling." (Canoodling, if you are using the Wettner Dictionary canoodling means "fisting." So anytime any gossip rag says canoodling, you know what that means)
I sat thinking what could she see in him. He is a sensitive artist, he's the antithesis of her prior boyfriend Tony Romo, and he's got a fairly nice shaped head. That has count for something.
What I couldn't figure out was what Billy Corgan saw in Jessica Simpson. She's dumb, annoying.....and then I saw this pic:
The answer, ladies and gentlemen, to the question Why Is Billy Corgan Dating Jessica Simpson is BOOBS. He is dating her boobs. They are fabulous. A man can/could get lost in there. In fact, when a man starts dating her, he does get lost in there. Tony Romo got so lost in there he never showed up as the Dallas Cowboys Quarterback last December.
They are giant mounds of heaven, just like his bald head. If you lined up her boobs and his head, I wouldn't know which one to touch. His head is so smooth and her breasts are probably as soft as angel queefs.
So good on you Billy for nailing those pillowy mountains. I can only masturbating thinking about how awesome they are.
I sat thinking what could she see in him. He is a sensitive artist, he's the antithesis of her prior boyfriend Tony Romo, and he's got a fairly nice shaped head. That has count for something.
What I couldn't figure out was what Billy Corgan saw in Jessica Simpson. She's dumb, annoying.....and then I saw this pic:
The answer, ladies and gentlemen, to the question Why Is Billy Corgan Dating Jessica Simpson is BOOBS. He is dating her boobs. They are fabulous. A man can/could get lost in there. In fact, when a man starts dating her, he does get lost in there. Tony Romo got so lost in there he never showed up as the Dallas Cowboys Quarterback last December.
They are giant mounds of heaven, just like his bald head. If you lined up her boobs and his head, I wouldn't know which one to touch. His head is so smooth and her breasts are probably as soft as angel queefs.
So good on you Billy for nailing those pillowy mountains. I can only masturbating thinking about how awesome they are.
Hi,
How to invite a gal for dating / how to know that she is interested in me ?
lol...have her BOOBS grown lately?
Yeah you never know with these celebs. One minute they are flat chested, the next minute they are carrying bazookas!!
Jessica is still a babe in my boobs oops I mean book!
Never was a big fan of Jessica, but I do dig Billy... odd couple? Understatement of the century. Because they're totally different. Not saying they can't be together, if they are in fact together. But... definitely an odd couple if so. But anything is possible I suppose :)
Definately an odd couple lol !
although they appear to be an odd couple (compared to Nick) I still think they look good together.
She does not look old, she look like a graceful old wine bottled in a beautiful packing. Beautiful
I like her! Old but golden ;) She can easily fit the "cougar" category!