If Hasbro's recent marketing campaign is to be believed, Wednesday night is Family Game Night. Back in the 70's, The Ramones knew it and loved the quiz game, Trivial Pursuit.

Joey Ramone's brother Mickey reveals in his new book "I Slept With Joey Ramone: A Family Memoir", "We got as hooked on the game as we had on the drinks and drugs. The more blow we did, the more intensely we played the game. We loved it. Joey, being the most competitive of the bunch, loved to win. With the coke fueling his obsessive competitiveness, he would demand a rematch if he didn't."

This just might be the ticket for my family game night. I get together once a month with my family, Bob Wettner, Vic Wettner, etc and we use alcohol to fuel creativity and overt homosexual advances. But now we are going to try cocaine. Clearly that is the best drug to use.