Today, Five Finger Death Punch announced their Winter 2010 US headlining tour with a unique twist: the first 100 women to line up at each venue day of show will get in absolutely free. 5FDP’s Five Finger Discount Tour will run January 21 through February 20, 2010 with special guests Shadows Fall, Throwdown, and 2Cents. 

Here are your tour dates:

1/21 Anaheim, CA @ House of Blues 1/22 San Diego, CA @ House of Blues
1/23 Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues
1/24 Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theatre
1/26 Houston, TX @ House of Blues
1/27 McAllen, TX @ McAllen Convention Center
1/29 Dallas, TX @ House of Blues
1/30 New Orleans, LA @ House of Blues
1/31 Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
2/2 Nashville, TN @ Cannery Ballroom
2/3 Greenville, SC @ Handle Bar **First 50 Ladies get in free ONLY
2/5 Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance
2/6 Worcester, MA @ Palladium
2/8 Lancaster, PA @ Chameleon Club
2/9 TBA
2/10 TBA
2/12 Flint, MI @ Machine Shop *
2/13 Dayton, OH McGuffy’s House of Rock *
2/14 St. Louis, MO @ Pop’s
2/16 Rapid City, SD @ Rushmore Plaza Civic Center
2/17 Billings, MT @ Shrine Auditorium
2/19 Reno, NV @ Knitting Factory
2/20 Chico, CA @ Senator Theatre
2/21 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater

Now, if I were a single, heterosexual man, I would be going to these shows. You know there are going to be women there...women love free shit. And they are going to be fans, hopefully, of semi good music. I would clear my schedule and see what happens. Of course, I would try and cross dress and see if I could fool the bouncers, but I like free shit and cross dressing.