Limp Bizkit Titles New Album Gold Cobra
Limp Bizkit has a title for their next album. Gold Cobra will be
unleashed sometime next year. But not ones to toss away internet
teasers, Limp Bizkit will SLOWLY and PAINFULLY reveal exactly what the
title means over the course the next couple months.
But why wait? I have no inside information on what the title means, but I have a brain. Let's rationally think this out.
Meanings for gold: money, rich, color, flossin, happiness
Meanings for cobra: snake, bad ass, penis, awesome, not Limp Bizkit
Let's put some of the meanings together and see what we get:
money snake - no doesn't really have a Limp Bizkit feel
Rich Bad Ass - no definitely NOT Limp Bizkit
Color Snake - no Limp Bizkit isn't a black penis.
Flossin Penis - I think we have a winner.
Flossin means showing off an object which possess great value (read: my penis). Penis means a tool to ween or convert lesbians and virgins into productive members of society.
Limp Bizkit is trying to become a productive band again and posses great value/wealth. This is the only meaning of Gold Cobra that could be acceptable. Now here is a picture of a gold cobra:
But why wait? I have no inside information on what the title means, but I have a brain. Let's rationally think this out.
Meanings for gold: money, rich, color, flossin, happiness
Meanings for cobra: snake, bad ass, penis, awesome, not Limp Bizkit
Let's put some of the meanings together and see what we get:
money snake - no doesn't really have a Limp Bizkit feel
Rich Bad Ass - no definitely NOT Limp Bizkit
Color Snake - no Limp Bizkit isn't a black penis.
Flossin Penis - I think we have a winner.
Flossin means showing off an object which possess great value (read: my penis). Penis means a tool to ween or convert lesbians and virgins into productive members of society.
Limp Bizkit is trying to become a productive band again and posses great value/wealth. This is the only meaning of Gold Cobra that could be acceptable. Now here is a picture of a gold cobra:
I see that Americans are still dumb aka. it is still cool to hate Limp Bizkit. Grow up or go listen to the emo shit of these days.
Look Internet Community, it is a very rare species. It is the Limp Bizkit apologist. Long thought extinct, they appear to crop up only to defend their shitty taste in music.
I will not defend this country's poor taste in music. Shit, we made Nickelback popular. But Limp Bizkit is hated because they suck.
I found the article funny so keep up the good work.
Limp Bizkit doesn't suck. Lyrics written by Durst suck. Since 3 dollar bill, yall$, at least. The rest of the band, and Fred Durst before 1999, are damned solid. Anyway, fun read. thanks.
Damn Tim, you sound like you're old but you act like you're still in High School... Hmmm, weird. How about you quit criticizing other people's taste and worry about that Asshole Syndrome you got going on there. Might wanna get that checked out... Can't wait for the new LB. It's going to crush!
Tim, grow the fuck up. High school is over... Oh wait, maybe it's not for you.... You should stop criticizing other people's taste and worry more about that Asshole Syndrome you got going on there. Maybe you should check that out...
Attention haters & fans alike: LIMP BIZKIT IS BACK! The original lineup (Fred Durst, Wes Borland, Sam Rivers, John Otto and DJ Lethal) has re-united for the first time in 8 years and are putting the finishing touches on their new record, Gold Cobra, out later this summer on Flip/Interscope Records. You wanna hear new music? Check out a full stream of the song “Why Try” on http://www.limpbizkit.com. There’s also a hilarious video featuring Wes and Fred there too! http://www.limpbizkit.com/news/default.aspx?nid=26463
Limp Bizkit played to sold out crowds all over the world last summer including festivals such as Rock Am Ring, Download, Summer Sonic and Sonisphere, garnering rave reviews and will be touring again later this summer/fall! Tour dates will be announced soon.