It is that time of year when American's gather with families and gorge themselves, even more than they already do, on delicious birds like turkey, duck, chicken, and vulture. We sit around a giant fucking table and watch grown men gang tackle one another while refused to chew our food before swallowing.

But this is the time when we become most thankful for those around us, our lives, and those little puritan pilgrims who hated sex, witches, and most of all "injins."

So what are some of your favorite rock artists thankful for? Let us tell you:

Axl Rose: Thankful that China still has yet to become a democratic nation.

Joe Perry: Thankful he and the rest of Aerosmith don't have to deal with Stephens search for independence.

Stephen Tyler: Thankful for Brand Tyler.

DJ AM: Thankful to be alive after that plane crash

U2: Thankful for Carbon Credits to offset the shit load of diesel trucks and buses hauling around their massive stage.

The Rolling Stones: Thankful for Susan Boyle.

KISS: Thankful they never sold out in their entire career.

Motley Crue: Thankful never to have to tour with Godsmack again.

DMX: Thankful Dominos doesn't run background checks for employment. Also thankful for state appointed lawyers.

Adam Lambert: Thankful for dicks.

Craig Wettner: Thankful for Rammstein's box of replica dildos.