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In a galaxy as far away as New York City, an old padawin named Steven Tyler showed up to at the cantina where silth lord Joe Perry was performing a solo show.

Steven showed up at the Fillmore New York at Irving Plaza in New York City to perform the Walk This Way with Joe Perry. Here he addressed the rumors that he was leaving.

He told the stunned crowd that he wasn't leaving Aerosmith. Tyler said:

"I am not leaving Aerosmith. whargarbbl, wharbarrbl, blurrr, durr dee durr." You can listen to that audio in the first clip below:



Could this have been a marketing ploy to drudge up publicity for the new Joe Perry solo record? The thought isn't that so out of this world.

OK! magazine reports that Tyler also appeared at last night's (Monday, November 9) 2009 Glamour Women of the Year Awards at Carnegie Hall in New York and was asked about whether he is leaving Aerosmith. "Does it look like I'm leaving Aerosmith?" he reportedly replied. "You know what it is — it's those people who are putting out Joe's album. Joe's doing a solo album. So people are paying attention to that."

Interesting and not far out of the realm of possibility. In other news, I have hired a marketing firm to tell people I am a talentless cock sucker who writes on the website. Then I will come out and reject all those rumors by proclaiming my cock sucking ability is very talented. Seems plausible.