Ever since Twisted Sister did it years ago, metal acts have been putting out their take on classic Christmas songs. Never one to be left out, the Metal God, Rob Halford has launched his own collection of yuletide favorites.

Teaming up with original Halford members Metal Mike (who we interviewed here) and Bobby Jarzombek (who we interviewed here), Rob has created a crushing tribute to Jesus, Santa Claus, and slutty red and white outfits worn by hot women...and men (for Rob only).

I tried to find a video to embed on the site so you didn't have to visit Halford's site. I have Verizon FiOS on the top tier and his site took 10 minutes to load. I think it has something to do with the giant fucking graphic on the main page. I won't hyperlink to the main page, but you can go to his shop and try your internet connection luck there. At the shop, you can watch a preview video and buy the album. It sounds worth it....trust me.