I can admit that I can't attract a woman with my clothing, looks, or diminutive penis stature. So any time I hear of a quick fix, I give it a try. I have tried Axe body spray, I only attracted Guido men and deer ticks. I have tried Musk of Mustang, I only attracted Mets and Jets fans. I even tried Hi-Karate, I only attracted women from New Jersey.

My track record is terrible, but lo and behold, Ron Wood - the sensei of young pussy, is releasing a clothing line.

According to NME.com, a high end department store named Liberty is using Wood's artwork on shirts. The collection sees Wood teaming with Liberty's creative director Tamara Salman to produce a "small, capsule collection made up of various fabrics printed with images from Wood's paintings."

If this clothing can some how pull in half the tail Ron Wood has in his life, I'll be snorkeling in pussy juice.

Here is one of the collections items. Initially I don't think I could pull off this look, but I am willing to give it a try for vag.