Def Leppard has cancelled their North American leg. They will not be doing the final shows here in North America. News of the cancelled dates scared Rick Allen because he thought doctors were cancelling his last arm.

Def Leppard cancelled the dates due to an unforseen personal matter and had this to say on their official website:

"We know how truly blessed we are to have such committed fans," said the band in a statement. "That's why we've agonized over this decision. Even if just a single concert, we don't take cancelling shows lightly, but unfortunately life’s commitments need to be the priority."

According to Pollstar.com, the band was pulling in about 700,000 a show and was one of the top grossing tours this year. So I asked myself, would I give my left arm to be making about 140,000 a show? The answer is no, I am a left hand masturbator. I spent 14 years perfecting my masturbation technique with my left hand. (I became a lefty because I have to use the computer mouse with my right.) It would be too hard to learn now.