Creed Tickets Going for Less Than A Dollar
How much is too much to pay for a Creed show? I would contend FREE is
still too much to invest in a Creed show. Well concert promoters for
Creed are having trouble filling arenas and are now offering some
tickets for less than a dollar, .75 cents to be exact.
Some people might decide, "Hey I can spare that to see a good rock show." But I am here to educate you, this will not be a good rock show. It will be two hours of their greatest hits, which are all derivative tripe.
Creed is touring behind their latest album Full Circle and I can easily describe it for you. I am sure you have been out late one night and were completely hammered. You stumble back to your apartment and fall asleep. You awake the next day and your stomach is rumbling and your ass is on fire. You quickly jump out of bed disrupting the delicate balance of your stomach. Your head throbbing as you rush to the toilet trying to avoid shitting all over the carpet. You make it to the toilet and your ass explodes into the bowl, your head throbbing, eyes half shut because the light is irritating you. The smell of stale Jack Daniels literally pouring out of your ass giving you the dry heaves.
That is what it is like listening to Full Circle by Creed. But take the above scene and add in actually throwing up in your bathtub while shitting and that is what it is like seeing Creed live. I wouldn't pay any amount of money to see Creed, not even .75 cents.
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Some people might decide, "Hey I can spare that to see a good rock show." But I am here to educate you, this will not be a good rock show. It will be two hours of their greatest hits, which are all derivative tripe.
Creed is touring behind their latest album Full Circle and I can easily describe it for you. I am sure you have been out late one night and were completely hammered. You stumble back to your apartment and fall asleep. You awake the next day and your stomach is rumbling and your ass is on fire. You quickly jump out of bed disrupting the delicate balance of your stomach. Your head throbbing as you rush to the toilet trying to avoid shitting all over the carpet. You make it to the toilet and your ass explodes into the bowl, your head throbbing, eyes half shut because the light is irritating you. The smell of stale Jack Daniels literally pouring out of your ass giving you the dry heaves.
That is what it is like listening to Full Circle by Creed. But take the above scene and add in actually throwing up in your bathtub while shitting and that is what it is like seeing Creed live. I wouldn't pay any amount of money to see Creed, not even .75 cents.
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7/20/2010 6:31 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
Have you seen the movie Soylent Green? In the movie, Charlton Heston is trying to piece together why people are trying to kill him. It leads him to discover one of the biggest spoilers in movie history...the Soylent company is using people as food. ZOMG!!!! I think that anyone who voluntarily goes to a Creed show should suffer the same fate. They should be ground up and fed to dogs, fish, bears, whatever may need to be fed. This will thin the population down so we are not living in ...
Fuck you man Creed is awesome. You probly listen to like fallout boy or something probly Kanye West and thinks its good music. Fuck you man I would pay a thousand dollars to see creed in concert. Great Music, inspiring, passionate, intense. You probly listen to auto-synced shit, go fuck yourself buddy! Creed Rocks -TPB 4Life-
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Fuck you man Creed is awesome. You probly listen to like fallout boy or something probly Kanye West and thinks its good music. Fuck you man I would pay a thousand dollars to see creed in concert. Great Music, inspiring, passionate, intense. FULL CIRCLE is their best album yet. AMAZING, awesome lyrics, great chordes, Stapps voice is incredible. Tremoni's guitar playing is extraordinary! You probly listen to auto-synced shit, go fuck yourself buddy! Creed Rocks -TPB 4Life-
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