You may remember an 80's hit entitled 99 Red Balloons. Well the singer of that song was Nena from Germany. I heard the song on the radio the other day and my curiosity got the better of me. What the hell was she doing now? Working in Germany in music? I set out to the internet to find my answer.

According to Bild.de, she is now the leader of a cult that believes they are in possesion of a working time machine that can only be used naked. Now we have posted some made up shit on this site only slightly weirder than this news, but a news source is claiming it to be true and I will tell you why I agree with it.

Ever since I was a child I have been obsessed with time travel and the theory of it. I have determined, as have many credible scientists like James Cameron have, you can not possibly travel through time with your clothes on. (See Terminator)

You can read more about the sect and Nena's visit to them here. I will remember the good times when she had a quirky hit that sounded better in German than it does in English.