Introducing a New KISS Product: KISS PISS

According to BDPNews.com, an officer performing a paid detail in the area of the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston, Massachusetts on Monday, October 5, 2009 at about 10:06 p.m. responded to a call for a disturbance on Accolon Way. Once there, the detail officer spoke to security personnel who were detaining a suspect.

According to the victim, she was inside the building attending the KISS concert when she felt a warm feeling on the back of her leg. As a result of the warm sensation, the victim says she turned around to observe an individual urinating on the back of her leg. At this time, the victim promptly alerted security personnel of the incident. Consequently, security personnel escorted the suspect from the building. Officers noted the suspect appeared to be highly intoxicated given his slurred speech and the odor of alcohol emanating from his person.

Officers arrested and charged the suspect with open and gross lewdness and disorderly person. If we wanted people to piss on us in my day, we had to pay for it. And if someone accidentally pissed on us...we liked it!

I will bet the KISS marketing team is already working on a trademarked product: KISS PISS. The effervescent refreshment drained from the lizards of real KISS members.


KISS PISS

 
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