I remember my junior prom. I was taking one of the sluttiest girls in the school to the prom and was sure I was going to, at the very least, finger bang her in the limo. What actually happened was she left me for my cooler classmates and I went home and hate-jerked my cock watching Metallica's Live Shit Binge and Purge.

The same feeling of euphoria came over me when I heard The Stone Roses were planning a reunion. If you don't remember the Stone Roses, you were probably listening to Guns N' Roses and Nirvana. That's ok, but I was the dorky kid listening to acid rock and not growing any pubic hair in 1989-1992.

That is what the Stone Roses were, acid rock meets The Beatles. They had trippy drum back beats and catchy pop guitar hooks. Well the band announced earlier in the year that they were going to reunite, but now thanks to Ian Brown's son, they will not.

Ian was ready to put 13 years of animosity behind him after the John Squire sent a sample track over for Ian’s solo LP My Way. Then Ian's son Emilio stepped in. Ian recounts it like this:

“I liked the track, but the kid said, ‘Look dad, was he looking out for you back then? Are you sure you want to do that?’ "

You can read more about this from 3News, but I am going off to hate-jerk my meat before my bachelor party.