Bret Michaels Autobiography Delayed
Bad news Christmas shoppers! The Bret Michaels autobiography is not coming out until next year.
Gary Graff of Billboard.com reports: Having his autobiography, "Roses and Thorns: The Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy to My Reality", pushed back into 2010 by publisher Simon & Schuster is allowing Poison's Bret Michaels to tell the rest of the story.
By the way, the rest of the story is him getting bonked on the head at the Tony Awards and the tour with Def Leppard. Who cares? And will any of that live up to the beginning of the book? Probably not. These autobiographies tend to be compelling in the first 150-200 pages then drone off toward the end. (See The Dirt and Slash's Autobiography)
But still there goes the present I had intended to give all my friends for Christmas and Hanukkah. Looks like you are going to get inflatable sheep to fuck.
Gary Graff of Billboard.com reports: Having his autobiography, "Roses and Thorns: The Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy to My Reality", pushed back into 2010 by publisher Simon & Schuster is allowing Poison's Bret Michaels to tell the rest of the story.
By the way, the rest of the story is him getting bonked on the head at the Tony Awards and the tour with Def Leppard. Who cares? And will any of that live up to the beginning of the book? Probably not. These autobiographies tend to be compelling in the first 150-200 pages then drone off toward the end. (See The Dirt and Slash's Autobiography)
But still there goes the present I had intended to give all my friends for Christmas and Hanukkah. Looks like you are going to get inflatable sheep to fuck.
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First part of his book would probably about his heyday as a rock star in the '80s. The rest about the head bonk incident, The Apprentice, Rock of Love and his stroke. So basically the last part would mainly deal with his reality TV exploits which we've all seen already.
I'd pass.
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