There really isn't a good time to tell your significant other that youhave cheated on them. If only Hallmark made poofy cards to help withthat realization - maybe your partner wouldn't get a crazy stabby lookin their eyes.

Some try to do it straight in the living room oftheir home. Some only admit to it when they are caught and have no realcontrol over where that is. The TV show Cheaters has made a career outof catching people stepping out of their relationship for a little sideaction.

Well if you are a rock star, it is almost expected thatyou are going to screw other people. Couple that known fact with theadded fact you were a member of the Rolling Stones. This makes cheatingeven more likely. But Bill Wyman decided to tell his wife he cheated onher....as she laid on her death bed in a hospital.

Bill married Mandy Smith in 1989 and they divorced two months later. She recounted the story like this:

"I was told I had one day to live when I was taken into hospital.
"I had what turned out to be a digestive disorder and compromisedimmune system which saw my weight drop to five and a half stone.
"I was fed liquids on a drip to keep me alive. Bill came to thehospital and admitted he'd just cheated on me on tour. That's why themarriage ended. I would have stayed with him otherwise; I wanted themarriage to work.
"He was quite blase about admitting his infidelity, as if he expected I should put up with it. But I couldn't live like that."

That is cold man. But that is when you need a really good Hallmark card.

"Iam sorry you're laid up in bed. But another girl was better at head.Sorry I cheated on you. I hope your not too blue. By the way your pussytastes like burnt rubber."

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