We have written about guitars that suit personalities perfectly. You can't see Kerry King playing anything with a rounded edge or Eddie Van Halen playing anything but his Frankenstein guitar.

Well Chad Kroeger has been dominating the music industry since 2000. That is nine years of domination and I use those terms very loosely. But he has yet to really define himself with a signature guitar. I wouldn't really expect him too since he's homogenized, but we are here to help him out.

Introducing the Wangcaster - the perfect instrument for Chad Kroeger.



Just think of how easy it will be to pull off the Prince silhouette with the Wangcaster.



It will really add to the effect of a Nickelback live show when Chadlicks the head of his Wangcaster. He could also tie small fireworks to the end of the Wangcaster and make it look like the Wangcaster is ejaculating all over the place.

Sure you would be turning a Nickelback live show into a farce, but it already is - so embrace the phallus Chad. You already admitted to sucking it, why not use it.