Organs - The Foreskin of Rock N' Roll
I
don't know if anyone knows this or not, but I am a writer and a
scientist. I also know foreskins have been around as long as organs
(the musical instrument). Over the years, the need of a foreskin has
seen a decline since humans have found tight jeans and leather pants.
But with keyboards and keytars, are organs going to suffer the same
fate as foreskins? We take an in-depth look.
Foreskins were originally designed to keep the gays from trying to suck the penises of straight men. The small flap of skin was just enough to keep the gays from trying to suck your penis unsuspectingly. The first civilization was founded in the desert and those humans had to worry about gays and sand. Those with foreskins or droopy skin, were selected for survival because a) they were not being infected by sand and b) not trying to stick their penis in buttholes. Two crucial points for survival of the fittest.
But as human developed leather pants and tight jeans, the gender lines started to blur and the need for protection against sand waned. So, humans started removing their foreskin for aesthetic reasons. "It [circumcised] looks good." Taylor Fiddance had to say about his "cut" unit.
Organs started out the same way. They were once created by Ctesibius of Alexandria, who needed an instrument that used a lot of air to simulate blowjobs by town floozies. As the air was pushed up through the pipes, it would cause Ctesibius' skin to vibrate thus effectively getting him off. Ctesibius realized the longer the pipe, the better the masturbation. (Women later applied this methodology to sex).
As the organ evolved, it made it's way into rock n' roll. No one is really sure who decided to use it first.. Some say The Who, some say The Yardbirds, others say Steppenwolf. Then others don't care who used it first only that The Doors used it effectively. Whatever your line of thinking is, you couldn't listen to a song in the 70's without hearing an organ. The Doors, Deep Purple, and Pink Floyd all used the organ to accentuate their music.
But then the 80's arrive and artists started using the cleaner, more aesthetically pleasing keyboards and keytars, refusing to lumber around the big hulking organs on stage...even though they had wheels. Now you don't really hear a lot organs in rock n' roll anymore, just as you don't see a lot of circumcised penises anymore.
History has a habit of bringing what was once cool and now out, back in again. Let's see if we can't make the organ and uncircumcised penises chic again.
Foreskins were originally designed to keep the gays from trying to suck the penises of straight men. The small flap of skin was just enough to keep the gays from trying to suck your penis unsuspectingly. The first civilization was founded in the desert and those humans had to worry about gays and sand. Those with foreskins or droopy skin, were selected for survival because a) they were not being infected by sand and b) not trying to stick their penis in buttholes. Two crucial points for survival of the fittest.
But as human developed leather pants and tight jeans, the gender lines started to blur and the need for protection against sand waned. So, humans started removing their foreskin for aesthetic reasons. "It [circumcised] looks good." Taylor Fiddance had to say about his "cut" unit.
Organs started out the same way. They were once created by Ctesibius of Alexandria, who needed an instrument that used a lot of air to simulate blowjobs by town floozies. As the air was pushed up through the pipes, it would cause Ctesibius' skin to vibrate thus effectively getting him off. Ctesibius realized the longer the pipe, the better the masturbation. (Women later applied this methodology to sex).
As the organ evolved, it made it's way into rock n' roll. No one is really sure who decided to use it first.. Some say The Who, some say The Yardbirds, others say Steppenwolf. Then others don't care who used it first only that The Doors used it effectively. Whatever your line of thinking is, you couldn't listen to a song in the 70's without hearing an organ. The Doors, Deep Purple, and Pink Floyd all used the organ to accentuate their music.
But then the 80's arrive and artists started using the cleaner, more aesthetically pleasing keyboards and keytars, refusing to lumber around the big hulking organs on stage...even though they had wheels. Now you don't really hear a lot organs in rock n' roll anymore, just as you don't see a lot of circumcised penises anymore.
History has a habit of bringing what was once cool and now out, back in again. Let's see if we can't make the organ and uncircumcised penises chic again.
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