Fall Out Boy singer, Guy LeDouche aka Patrick Stump, was arrested yesterday on a two year old warrant. The warrant wasn't for drugs, alcohol, or finger banging Mary Underage, it was for driving without a license.

I was sent the article by Mr. Bob Wettner and was hoping he was arrested for soliciting a male prostitute. Then I found out it was a bullshit arrest from something he did two years ago. NOT NEWS!

Stump posted the whopping bail of 15,000 dollars and I can't help but think maybe the court was being a bit harsh on the old bail amount. 15,000? I went to Google to look up a typical bail amount for this charge and the first result was about Patrick Stump. And I stopped searching after that because I moved onto pornography.