I Had a Dream
I had a weird dream and if this website had any industry pull, we would
be able to pull this off. In my dream we put together a giant concert
for charity. I had handpicked the bands that played on the festival. It
was a one day festival starting at 10am. 100% of the proceeds were to
benefit the charity "World Relief."
The whole show was headlined by Nickelback and Creed. Now, before you tear into us with a scathing letter to the Editor, listen to the rest of the dream. So Nickelback and Creed were the headliners of this day long music festival. The other bands on the festival will be Seether, Breaking Benjamin, Theory of a Deadman, Jimmy Buffett, Billy Joel, Daughtry, 3 Days Grace, and Larry King MCed the event.
I had all the bands on stage at the end of the festival for a giant "We Are the World" type song showing their unity for World Relief. That is when the fairgrounds started rumbling. The stage locked all the musicans in a giant rocket ship and the crowd was engulfed in another rocket ship. Both were shot off into space and sent hurling to the Sun. I woke up with a hardon, so that tells you how awesome my dream was.
With all the top 40 rock bands gone, what will the music industry do? Probably manufacture more bands like them, but every few years we could cleanse the music industry of suck by sending the people who buy the crap and the bands who make it to the Sun.
The whole show was headlined by Nickelback and Creed. Now, before you tear into us with a scathing letter to the Editor, listen to the rest of the dream. So Nickelback and Creed were the headliners of this day long music festival. The other bands on the festival will be Seether, Breaking Benjamin, Theory of a Deadman, Jimmy Buffett, Billy Joel, Daughtry, 3 Days Grace, and Larry King MCed the event.
I had all the bands on stage at the end of the festival for a giant "We Are the World" type song showing their unity for World Relief. That is when the fairgrounds started rumbling. The stage locked all the musicans in a giant rocket ship and the crowd was engulfed in another rocket ship. Both were shot off into space and sent hurling to the Sun. I woke up with a hardon, so that tells you how awesome my dream was.
With all the top 40 rock bands gone, what will the music industry do? Probably manufacture more bands like them, but every few years we could cleanse the music industry of suck by sending the people who buy the crap and the bands who make it to the Sun.
way to lose regular readers of your blog. Just because you dislike bands doesn't mean that everyone does.
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Regular fans of those bands (Jimmy Buffett and Billy Joel aside because I actually like them, but they were in the dream) don't read this site. The real reason is because the fans of those bands are 12 year old girls who like to get their panties in a jumble about what we say about their favorite bands.
This site caters to people who have a more sophisticated sense of Rock N Roll. Those people who understand the hard earned way of making it in a industry of manufactured bullshit (like Nickelback and Creed not Buffett and Joel). Bands and artists who seek out non-traditional methods of promotion and getting their music out there rather than sucking the corporate cock of record companies.
If you are easily offended about a dream I had, you shouldn't look at the rest of the site. It actually might scar you and your delicate sensibility.
When you grow up and grow a pair of testicles, you still will find our method immature, but you will at least understand it. The goal of this website is to use the publicity of those bands to draw readers to bands who truly deserve your attention. (Voodoo Johnson, The Dirty Pearls, Diemonds, Statues of Liberty) Bands you won't hear on the Top 40 radio, but whose talent far exceeds that of those on Top 40.
The threat of you no longer reading the site is an empty one. I challenge that you never were a reader of the site anyway. For if you were, you would have stopped along time ago.
I think it is important to point out again that all of the bands listed in the dream, with the exception of Buffett and Joel, suck. But Jimmy and Billy were in the dream too probably because I ate at Cheeseburger in Paradise the day of the dream and a friend relayed his Billy Joel/Elton John concert experience.
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Amen to that. Diemonds is a great example, I wouldn't have heard about them otherwise.
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