Steven Tyler Falls Off Stage on Aerosmith's Tour of Horrors
The Aerosmith tour of Horrors continues. If they make it through this entire tour, they should just retire forever.
First Steven Tyler gets bronchitis that turns into pneumonia. Then Tom Hamilton has to sit out a few dates for non-invasive surgery. Now, Steven Tyler falls off stage. WBBM reports the following:
Tyler was on the stage's catwalk when he tottered backward and fell, Yellow Robe said. Security rushed to help him and the crowd cheered when Tyler got back up.
Tyler was taken backstage and around 12:15 a.m., Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry came out to tell the audience Tyler was being taken to the hospital and that the show would not go on.
Ironically, the song they were performing Love in an Elevator. I guess Tyler wasn't living it up while going down. I know, terrible pun, but fuck you.
They have had a tough year or so because Perry broke his leg. It is really turning into a Spinal Tap tour. The only thing left is for drummer Joey Kramer to spontaneously combust or quit the band.
Aerosmith are not quitters so they are powering ahead with their tour, but it just seems they have been cursed as of late. I know one of our staff writers is really counting on them being in Indianapolis at the end of the month so he can reenact the Rex Wettner "Aerosmith first date experience." (patent pending)
The Aerosmith first date experience is a real simple thing to pull off. You need a man and a woman who are going to an Aerosmith concert as their first date. Someone else needs to be driving allowing the two first daters to their own devices in the back seat. This is when heavy petting and making out will usually ensue, assuming there is mutual attraction. Then, and this is the key part, the male will need to finger launch his date into an orgasm orbit, a la, a Apollo 11. If done properly, it will generally lead to marriage. But Blogs N' Roses can't be held responsible for miscut finger nails, smelly vag, or other potential hindrances.
First Steven Tyler gets bronchitis that turns into pneumonia. Then Tom Hamilton has to sit out a few dates for non-invasive surgery. Now, Steven Tyler falls off stage. WBBM reports the following:
Tyler was on the stage's catwalk when he tottered backward and fell, Yellow Robe said. Security rushed to help him and the crowd cheered when Tyler got back up.
Tyler was taken backstage and around 12:15 a.m., Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry came out to tell the audience Tyler was being taken to the hospital and that the show would not go on.
Ironically, the song they were performing Love in an Elevator. I guess Tyler wasn't living it up while going down. I know, terrible pun, but fuck you.
They have had a tough year or so because Perry broke his leg. It is really turning into a Spinal Tap tour. The only thing left is for drummer Joey Kramer to spontaneously combust or quit the band.
Aerosmith are not quitters so they are powering ahead with their tour, but it just seems they have been cursed as of late. I know one of our staff writers is really counting on them being in Indianapolis at the end of the month so he can reenact the Rex Wettner "Aerosmith first date experience." (patent pending)
The Aerosmith first date experience is a real simple thing to pull off. You need a man and a woman who are going to an Aerosmith concert as their first date. Someone else needs to be driving allowing the two first daters to their own devices in the back seat. This is when heavy petting and making out will usually ensue, assuming there is mutual attraction. Then, and this is the key part, the male will need to finger launch his date into an orgasm orbit, a la, a Apollo 11. If done properly, it will generally lead to marriage. But Blogs N' Roses can't be held responsible for miscut finger nails, smelly vag, or other potential hindrances.
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