Jesus Christ. I wake up in the morning and check Kissonline.com (image below courtesy of them). This is my daily ritual because I love to see the shitty merchandise KISS is hawking. Well, now there will be KISS M&M's.



I have no words for this. I could go with "Finally Greed will melt in my mouth not in my hand." or the "I'll finally be able to eat Paul's Love Gun." But instead will just hang my head and shame Mars Candy for this promotion.