Some people are fakers. They want to pretend they do something so everyone else thinks they are cool. Somehow, my internet travels landed me on www.Airsexworldchampionship.com.

What is air sex? It is like air guitar, but the person simulates sex while listening to a song. Most people chose something stupid like R. Kelly. I guess they were pissing on 12 year olds instead of simulating sex.

One guy decided to simulate sex while listening to Slayer's Angel of Death. Now, this man basically took my orgasm song and is going to simulate sex on stage. Making a mockery of not only my choice in love making anthems, but throwing his moustache growing ability in my face.

Check out the YouTube clip of Cock-a-licious as he simulates sex.




Now go look at some porn to try and rid yourself of that image.