Introducing a New KISS Product: The KISS Ass
Are you a boss who manages several employees? Are you a CEO who oversees several hundreds of employees? Are you a strict father who rules his children with an iron fist? Well KISS has released a product for you.
Introducing the first ever KISS Ass. The KISS Ass will allow grateful employees seeking more responsibility, longer hours, and less pay, the ability to humbly kiss your ass, without actually making lips to ass contact. No more conversations like this:
Boss: Hi Johnson. Nice day today.
Dick: Oh yes sir. Beautiful day outside, sir. How was your weekend?
Boss: It was good.
Dick:Oh that's great. I bet spending time with your kids really meant a lotto you. Do you want to stick your penis in my mouth?
Boss: No that's ok Johnson, just get those PowerPoint slides on my desk by 12:00.
Now, instead of going through the boring banter with Johnson, you can just have him pucker up and KISS your ass.
Greed $immons had this to say about the new product.
"So many people have been kissing my ass for years. I don't mind it, but it gets tiring dropping my pants and bending over. That is why I created the KISS Ass."
The KISS Ass comes in various styles. Real hairy (The Greed $immons replica ass), Real Smooth (Ace Frehley's replica ass), Real Small (Peter Criss' replica ass), and the Screaming Ass (Paul Stanley's replica Ass)*.
The KISS Ass retails for $89.99,but if you act now KISS will throw in a bottle of Smells Like KISS Ass(retails for $5.99 a bottle). The Smells Like KISS Ass is a liquid that can be applied to the KISS Ass that will recreate the famed smell of Greed's ass after a long set in hot Melbourne Australia. This will really separate the true dedicated employees from the casual employees.
*Paul Stanley's replica ass will require two AA batteries because the ass will scream six signature Paul Stanley statements. "How is everyone doing out there?" "Anyone want to touch my LOVE GUN?" "You looking for a KISS?" "Who is going to LICK IT UP?" "Get entangled in my chest hair of love" and "Someone lace up my boots."
Introducing the first ever KISS Ass. The KISS Ass will allow grateful employees seeking more responsibility, longer hours, and less pay, the ability to humbly kiss your ass, without actually making lips to ass contact. No more conversations like this:
Boss: Hi Johnson. Nice day today.
Dick: Oh yes sir. Beautiful day outside, sir. How was your weekend?
Boss: It was good.
Dick:Oh that's great. I bet spending time with your kids really meant a lotto you. Do you want to stick your penis in my mouth?
Boss: No that's ok Johnson, just get those PowerPoint slides on my desk by 12:00.
Now, instead of going through the boring banter with Johnson, you can just have him pucker up and KISS your ass.
Greed $immons had this to say about the new product.
"So many people have been kissing my ass for years. I don't mind it, but it gets tiring dropping my pants and bending over. That is why I created the KISS Ass."
The KISS Ass comes in various styles. Real hairy (The Greed $immons replica ass), Real Smooth (Ace Frehley's replica ass), Real Small (Peter Criss' replica ass), and the Screaming Ass (Paul Stanley's replica Ass)*.
The KISS Ass retails for $89.99,but if you act now KISS will throw in a bottle of Smells Like KISS Ass(retails for $5.99 a bottle). The Smells Like KISS Ass is a liquid that can be applied to the KISS Ass that will recreate the famed smell of Greed's ass after a long set in hot Melbourne Australia. This will really separate the true dedicated employees from the casual employees.
*Paul Stanley's replica ass will require two AA batteries because the ass will scream six signature Paul Stanley statements. "How is everyone doing out there?" "Anyone want to touch my LOVE GUN?" "You looking for a KISS?" "Who is going to LICK IT UP?" "Get entangled in my chest hair of love" and "Someone lace up my boots."
Posted by Craig Wettner at 6/22/2009 12:42 PM 
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