That is a rhetorical question. Everyone wants to piss on Greed $immons. Well now you can, but of course, Greed has turned this into a marketing ploy for his show Family Jewels. A&E has released jock mints in public bathrooms around the country to promote Greed's show.

Here are some words right from the horse's ass:

 "Yep. For all of you who have always wanted to pee on my face!!! Now you can. "A&E has put 'Gene Simmons Family Jewels' urinal cakes throughout the country, featuring my face on the cakes. They're in most bathrooms. Now, for those of you who need detail = all you need to do is point your tool into the urinal, hit the 'cake' with your flow and don't be surprised if the urinal cake talks back to you!!! "And please, leave the urinal cake in the pee hole for others to enjoy. "Reports have come in that some of you have been stealing 'em. If so, kindly remember to wash 'em before you take 'em home."



This gave us an idea, you can now purchase Blogs N' Roses jock mints. If we give you a bad review, we will send a jock mint out as a complimentary gift. This way you can piss all over our logo free of charge.