We made light of the KISS merchandising team in this post. Just when you think it is has gotten totally ridiculous, KISS releases another item that is completely useless. Well we introduce to you, the KISS Knifes.

Are you a gang member who needs to draw blood from an innocent civilian to prove your worth? Well what better way to slit that child's throat on the subway than with the KISS Knife.

Embossed with all four characters from KISS on what appears to be the old MTV Headbanger's Ball set. Intricate detailing on the blade ensure that your victim's artery will be severed in an easy, quick, jab. No need for multiple stab wounds with the KISS knife.

KISS' philosophy has always been "There is no need for repetition, just do what you have to do once and leave." This is why there lyrics like Rock N Roll All Nite are never repeated or why they have only done one farewell tour.

This knife isn't just for the gangs. It can also be used for the avid hunter. Need that pig's throat cut in an efficient manner? Sure you do and KISS can help.

All KISS knives will include a complemtary pick that costs only .10c for KISS.