Shocking absolutely no one, Adam Lambert is gay. That's right, he enjoys the company of men and likes a hard boner on his lips. Does this change your opinion of the over-the-top flamboyant runner up from American Idol? Not if you were paying any attention to the guy.

There were pictures online of him kissing a dude, video of him singing in a cabaret and cross dressing, and he has a boyfriend. But for some reason, people need him to come out and say "He's gay." As if all those previously mentioned things didn't prove it.

I was talking to a blind friend of mine and even he knew he was gay. Now we return you to your regular scheduled lives, probably already in progress sucking a dude's cock.