From the "You may not have seen this coming" file, The Pulse of Radio reports: former Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic has announced that he will run for the office of county clerk in Wahkiakum County, Washington. According to TheDailyWorld.com, Novoselic, who is chairman of the county's Democratic Party, once considered a run for lieutenant governor.

He is listing himself as "prefers Grange Party" to protest I-872, a new initiative in Washington electoral politics that allows candidates to align themselves with whatever party or organization they want, whether they're actually affiliated with them or whether the organization exists at all. In this case, there is no "Grange Party." The Grange is a local farmers' organization.

Novoselic said, "As a strong believer in private association, I oppose the way the state has implemented I-872 . . . My issue is with the way candidates can appropriate the name of a private group."

So what have you done recently? Novoselic is clearly kicking your ass in the "What do you want to do with your life?" edge. I have become all I am going to be. Full time compulsive masturbator and part time music "journalist" specializing in Cock-rock.