Bret Michaels Bonked on Head at Tony Awards
So I am watching the Tony Awards last night. Since we now have a big
international audience...the Tony Awards are the gayest thing next to a
big cock being in your mouth if you are a dude. They award for
Broadway's Best musicals and plays. Why was I watching this instead of
some sporting event? Because I have a big cock in my mouth as I type
this.
Anyway, if you didn't see it Poison opened the show because some Broadway musical uses 80's hair metal as the musical backdrop. As Posion lip synced their beautiful performance, this happened.
Bret Michaels was nearly decapitated by a piece of set design hurling toward the stage. The hilarity was it SCREAMED Broadway. Bret Michaels was ok. But those who rushed to his aide are not ok. They had to look at Bret without his bandanna and cowboy hat.
That brings me to a joke I heard a few years ago while visiting Nashville. What is the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon? The pussy goes inside the cowboy hat.
Anyway, if you didn't see it Poison opened the show because some Broadway musical uses 80's hair metal as the musical backdrop. As Posion lip synced their beautiful performance, this happened.
Bret Michaels was nearly decapitated by a piece of set design hurling toward the stage. The hilarity was it SCREAMED Broadway. Bret Michaels was ok. But those who rushed to his aide are not ok. They had to look at Bret without his bandanna and cowboy hat.
That brings me to a joke I heard a few years ago while visiting Nashville. What is the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon? The pussy goes inside the cowboy hat.
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6/11/2009 5:36 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
As reported here, Bret Michaels was clonked on the noggin by a falling set piece from the Tony Awards. He suffered only minor injuries, but here are the pictures of the aftermath. I think what strikes me about these pictures is how glorious his hair extensions look in the flash of the camera. They are silky smooth Garnier Fructis styled hair extensions. ... -
9/24/2009 6:34 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
Bad news Christmas shoppers! The Bret Michaels autobiography is not coming out until next year. Gary Graff of Billboard.com reports: Having his autobiography, "Roses and Thorns: The Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy to My Reality", pushed back into 2010 by publisher Simon
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