Michael Jackson is about ready to take up residency in London's O2 Arena (link). These dates were just postponed due to health concerns (link). More information has emerged about this health concern. Jacko doesn't want to eat anything more than one meal a day for fear he will get fat.

I can't figure out if his meal contains boy cum or is that just dessert? Either way, with his rigorous rehearsal, he is getting worn down. You need to eat. Come on Michael. I am pulling for you. I want you to succeed because I remember what you were not what you have become. I want the old Michael Jackson back - the innovator, the Prince of Pop, the star of my childhood masturbatory fantasies. Come back to us Michael.

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