Diemonds In The Rough EP Review
Take a quick look at these swarmy motherfuckers.
Say hello to Diemonds direct from the Canadian gutter. They sent us their EP In the Rough. But that reads better when you include their name, "Diemonds' In the Rough."
It took me over two weeks to do this review because I was mostly jerking off looking at lead singer Priya Panda. I first put the EP on my iPod and it kicked me right in the testicles and took my breath away. Diemonds sounds like Motley Crue fucked Guns N' Roses and that resulting band was fronted by a smoking hot woman. From note one of Start Over, you can tell this EP will be dripping with the cum stained residue of Glam metal bukkake and all sticky in 70's punk attitude.
The main riff of Start Over is the obvious successor to any bluesy riff from Appettite for Destruction. It has the ballsy guitar, the thumping Duff McKagen like bass, and Izzy Stradlin like guitar work. Diemonds definitely studied their heroes and are ready to take up the rock mantle.
The second song Highway is the best music the Union Dead never made. It doesn't have the creative lyrics of Dresden James, but it has the cutest, playful, yet dirty vocal stylings of Priya. C.C. Diemond rips through solos after solos. In fact, the songs are just held together by solos after solos...and there isn't anything wrong with that.
Most songs on this seven song EP boot-to-the-gut are not longer than three minutes. That moves in on Ramones territory - get in, say what you want, and get out. Just like my Friday night fling except I am left crying.
I can't decide which song on this EP I prefer more. I guess it depends on what I am doing. If I am like Nikki Sixx and raping a girl in the closet, I would choose Free N' Easy, Highway, or Start Over. All fast paced anthems with a throbbing rhythm section great for helping me keep the pounding.
If I am outrunning the cops, I need a bad ass chase song, so I would go with Head in the Clouds. That song makes me want to stomp on the gas and fly down the bike only path slamming into pedestrians and announcing "SLEAZE ROCK IS BACK!"
This is a great EP and you need to buy it if you are fan of sex, sleaze, this website, and/or Guns N' Roses. If you are not a fan of those things go back to China, you fuckhead. You don't belong!
You can buy the EP directly from Diemond's MySpace site. You can also check them out on tour which I am sure is dripping with sweat, glitter, and cum. If they play Philadelphia, we will be sure to grab a show review.
Say hello to Diemonds direct from the Canadian gutter. They sent us their EP In the Rough. But that reads better when you include their name, "Diemonds' In the Rough."
It took me over two weeks to do this review because I was mostly jerking off looking at lead singer Priya Panda. I first put the EP on my iPod and it kicked me right in the testicles and took my breath away. Diemonds sounds like Motley Crue fucked Guns N' Roses and that resulting band was fronted by a smoking hot woman. From note one of Start Over, you can tell this EP will be dripping with the cum stained residue of Glam metal bukkake and all sticky in 70's punk attitude.
The main riff of Start Over is the obvious successor to any bluesy riff from Appettite for Destruction. It has the ballsy guitar, the thumping Duff McKagen like bass, and Izzy Stradlin like guitar work. Diemonds definitely studied their heroes and are ready to take up the rock mantle.
The second song Highway is the best music the Union Dead never made. It doesn't have the creative lyrics of Dresden James, but it has the cutest, playful, yet dirty vocal stylings of Priya. C.C. Diemond rips through solos after solos. In fact, the songs are just held together by solos after solos...and there isn't anything wrong with that.
Most songs on this seven song EP boot-to-the-gut are not longer than three minutes. That moves in on Ramones territory - get in, say what you want, and get out. Just like my Friday night fling except I am left crying.
I can't decide which song on this EP I prefer more. I guess it depends on what I am doing. If I am like Nikki Sixx and raping a girl in the closet, I would choose Free N' Easy, Highway, or Start Over. All fast paced anthems with a throbbing rhythm section great for helping me keep the pounding.
If I am outrunning the cops, I need a bad ass chase song, so I would go with Head in the Clouds. That song makes me want to stomp on the gas and fly down the bike only path slamming into pedestrians and announcing "SLEAZE ROCK IS BACK!"
This is a great EP and you need to buy it if you are fan of sex, sleaze, this website, and/or Guns N' Roses. If you are not a fan of those things go back to China, you fuckhead. You don't belong!
You can buy the EP directly from Diemond's MySpace site. You can also check them out on tour which I am sure is dripping with sweat, glitter, and cum. If they play Philadelphia, we will be sure to grab a show review.
you're right SHES HOT!