In a move that scared the shit out of all 12 and 13 years olds watching the American Idol finale, Adam Lambert, who is now on my radar...or is that GAYDAR? Anyway, he performed with KISS who blew up the most shit American Idol has ever seen.

I know for a fact those 13 year old girls immediately started budding breasts and getting feelings they never felt before in their private areas. First watch the video then read our interview with Becky Weinstein.



BnR: Hi Becky, did you just enjoy that peformance from legendary Detroit rockers KISS?

Becky:

BnR: Becky, are you able to speak right now? Are you ok?

Becky:

BnR: Medic! We need a medic for Becky. She is starting to publicly masturbate.

Becky: The chest hair on that girl with the star on her face.

BnR: Becky that is a man. Maybe the coolest frontman ever. It is ok to have these feelings, just go with them. But society has rules on where and when you can pleasure yourself. The American Idol Season Finale isn't one of them. I found this out the hard way already tonight.

Becky: I want you inside me.

BnR: Whoa Becky you are crazy! I am a healthy, virile adult male engaged to be married to a wonderful woman. How old are you?

Becky: 15

BnR: Bob, she's all yours.