Affliction Clothing, the premier label for douchebags who love hard rock, UFC, Kawasaki motorcycles, sipping Red Bull and vodkas, has announced that Greed $immons, will be serving as a brand ambassador. Who better to be a spokesperson for your clothing for douches by douches than the king of douches Greed $immons?

Greed $immons said, "I'm Gene Simmons. And you're not. I only get involved with entities that share my passion for vision. And that means my way or the highway. That takes creativity, an arrogant, almost delusional belief in self and a take-no-prisoners attitude in business."

Nice quote Greed.