Karate High School To Write Song About You

Karate High School and Eyeball Records have launched a contest with Interpunk where the 3 winners selected will get the opportunity to have band

Front man/multi-instrumentalist/producer Paul McGuire write a 30-60 second song about them. This contest is currently up and running. Click here to enter.

I think it is a fantastic idea to write a song about the staff writers of Blogs N' Roses. Here is a typical day.

11:00 am - Wake up and turn on computer
11:01 am - Masturbate
11:04 am - Check corporate email
11:10 am - Watch YouTube clips of David Lee Roth and KISS
01:15 pm - Eat breakfast of Cheerios and chocolate milk
02:00 pm - Masturbate
02:03 pm - Try to find inspiration to write an article for our daily quota for the site
04:00 pm - Post articles on BnR
04:01 pm - Get side tracked with video games
06:00 pm - Finally get back to posting
08:00 pm - Clean up and get ready for that evenings concert
09:00 pm - Find a woman who thinks we are interesting at the bar
09:15 pm - Strike out with said woman and find another
09:30 pm - Strike out completely with every single lady at the bar
10:00 pm - Drink alone listening to the band
01:00 am - Come home and masturbate while watching Sportscenter
05:00 am - Finally climax after edging for hours
05:01 am - Fall asleep

You write a song about that day Karate High School. I dare ya!

 
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