I know that headline is as strange as it sounds. I had trouble writing it because the guy is a whiny toddler. Someone is creating Twitter accounts in Kanye's name.

Let's take a side road, why people would create MySpace, Facebook, or Twitter accounts in the name of some famous celebrity is beyond comprehension. Live your own life people! No matter how much you think you are Brad Pitt, you aren't half as good looking or 1/4 as cool. So just stop.

Ok, back to Kanye, his grammatically and spelling ladden CAPS lock rant was posted on his website. I will bold portions that I agree with.

DON’T HAVE A F****** TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A F****** TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A F****** FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!”

No one should be allowed to get a twitter account using someone else name. But he is delusional to believe Twitter gives a rats ass who signs up in whose name. They don't have time to hire interns to check the validity of every claim. I think the internet needs less Kanye West.

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