When I was a little tyke I loved to play video games. I was pretty much a solitary gamer where my performance in the video game was based on my success and my success alone. I didn't need no partner to help me beat Contra. In fact, I hated watching other people play video games because I wasn't the one playing.

Then I would go over Jimmy McCartney's house and he and I would play video games. Basically that involved him playing Spy Hunter while I watched or was forced to suck his dick.. Fuck you Jimmy.

Anyway, the official fan club of Aerosmith, AeroForceOne released this:

"Rock icons AEROSMITH with special guest ZZ TOP are gonna wreak rock 'n' roll havoc this summer on a massive U.S. tour! And you could be the opening act. Time to put your Guitar Hero skill to the ultimate test. This isn't your living room couch — it's the real deal! Two worthy fans will perform playing Guitar Hero: Aerosmith on stage as the opening act before the show roars onto the stage — one winner from online and one from radio will be chosen in each city. If that taste of rock stardom weren't reward enough, the winner from each city also wins two tickets to the show, a Guitar Hero: Aerosmith game pack, and a personal congrats from Steven Tyler and Joe Perry before the show! (For the winner only, not their guest)

"Your moment of rock glory will be captured on video and posted to Aeroforceone.com and the AEROSMITH YouTube channel — let your friends try to top that!"

Who wants to see some tweens playing Guitar Hero on stage? I don't even want to watch myself playing Guitar Hero let alone some snot nosed kids. This may be the dumbest opening act ever held on stage. Oh no, that goes to Black Forest Locomotive.