This past weekend I went down to my friend's in-laws house and we had to catch our own dinner. If I didn't catch my own dinner, I was ridiculed and I wouldn't eat. Thankfully, I don't need too much to sustain my diminutive frame.

While I was crawling around the brownish green field stalking quail with my shotgun, I got a flashback to VH1's doomed reality show Surviving Nugent. Then I wondered what the hell was Nugent doing?

I found this on his website:

On June 30, Eagle Rock Entertainment will issue the "Motor City Mayhem" CD, DVD, and Blu-ray from true maverick Ted Nugent. This release is a real milestone for Ted and features a no-holds-barred recording of the 6,000th live performance of his remarkable career. Boasting over two hours of high octane rock 'n' roll and featuring classic tracks, including "Cat Scratch Fever", "Wang Tang Sweet Poontang", "Motor City Madhouse", "Wango Tango", "Great White Buffalo" and many more, this is not for the faint-hearted. Onstage Ted is truly at his incendiary best, showcasing his incredible guitar work on that famous Gibson Byrdland and unerring ability to pen huge rock anthems.

That sounds pretty kick ass. Here is the tracklisting:

"Motor City Mayhem" track listing:

01. Ted Nugent Intro
02. Star Spangled Banner
03. Motor City Madhouse
04. Wango Tango
05. Free For All
06. Stormtroopin'
07. Dog Eat Dog
08. Need You Bad
09. Weekend Warrior
10. Love Grenade
11. Honky Tonk
12. Wang Dang Sweet Poontang
13. Bo Diddley / Lay With Me
14. Baby Please Don't Go
15. Geronimo And Me
16. Jenny Take A Ride
17. Soul Man
18. Hey Baby
19. Cat Scratch Fever
20. Stranglehold
21. Great White Buffalo
22. Fred Bear
23. Outro